Series of events: Wait in line. Hear people screaming. Line halts. Realize someone important is there. Be told no more photos three people before your turn. Lock eyes with Jason Bateman as he hands you a frozen banana. Take stealthy photos after the fact. Commemorate the experience with melancholy selfie. Give frozen banana to co-worker because you don’t even like bananas.

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