December 2010
My last five years: 2006 was decent. 2007 rocked and then sucked. 2008 fucking sucked. 2009 rocked. 2010 really rocked. i think i’m due for a bad year. 2011 is starting to scare me.
My Top 10 Moments from 2010
In honor of 2011, or the last year we’ll all be alive according to some sources, I am compiling a list of my top moments (good/bad/embarrassing/whathaveyou) from this year, because isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?
This is going to be pointless if you don’t know me, so for that I am sorry.
10. Slapping the ginger… twice… outside of that terrible bar...
I see what you did there
Me: Okay so, I'm about to start reading The Walking Dead some more. But I don't want to read it in silence. I can't decide what kind of music is appropriate background for a zombie comic. Any ideas?
Mike: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombies
ROGUE BICYCLES: A VERY TUMBLR APARTMENT →
roguebicycles:
It has one window looking at downtown Manhattan.
It has one window that looks out on a countryside.
The wardrobe from beauty and the beast is in it, it talks and when you open it you go to Narnia!
Inside the wardrobe there is also every Luella dress ever made.
Narnia is also accessible through…
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I fell in the snow this morning and now my knees...
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Brian Williams, on The New York Times Media Story...
Brian Williams: I think the media story of the year, in 2010, was the NYT’s discovery of Brooklyn. Once a day, there’s a story about all the riches offered in that borough. There are young men and women wearing ironic glass frames on the streets. There are open air markets, like trading posts in the early Chippewa tribe, where you can make beads at home and then trade them for someone to come over and start a small fire in your apartment that you share with nine others. Artisinal cheeses. For sale, on the streets of an entire American borough. It’s been fascinating to watch the paper venture over the bridge. Venture through the tunnel. Go out to the outer reaches. The outer boroughs of the city. All different sections of the paper.
Joe Scarborough: I want to get this down for Harold Ford. We’re going to take the subway over there.
Williams: They are making grilled cheese sandwiches in the streets. There are roving wagons that will make you a – Brooklyn. Yes….it’s just a fantastic….it’s like Marrakesh over there.
Scarborough: Who is the Lewis & Clark of the New York Times to discover Brooklyn?
Williams: I’m too busy reading content to notice bylines. I’m leaving here to get to an artisanal market that just opened up today. It’s a flash artisanal market. The newest thing.
collegehumor:
Telling Kids Santa Isn’t Real. The truth is the greatest gift of all.
I haven’t laughed this hard since obsessively checking damnyouautocorrect.com this morning
My Top 10 Moments from 2010
In honor of 2011, or the last year we’ll all be alive according to some sources, I am compiling a list of my top moments (good/bad/embarrassing/whathaveyou) from this year, because isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?
This is going to be pointless if you don’t know me, so for that I am sorry.
10. Slapping the ginger… twice… outside of that terrible bar...
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‘Turn off the Dark’ should be changed to ‘Turn Off this...
– My dad
The "Space Jam" website hasn't been updated since... →
henrybaker:
thejuanreyes:
and let me tell you, it is gorgeous.
Oh boy
I actually woke up to see if there was any...
HAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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The Blizzard of '96 has a Wikipedia entry. →
Can we get a repeat of this for 2011? That was the best week ever.
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ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TUMBLR GAVE TO...
errrrik:
Twelve error messages
Eleven Little Monsters
Ten Hogwarts students
Nine Mean Girls Quotes
Eight hipster pictures
Seven rude anons
Six meme faces
FIVE DANCING GIFS
Four reblogs
Three new followers
Two liked posts
And an always empty ask box
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Merry Christmas from Bobby the dog and my dad!
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Santa is a couple of Chelsea gays!!!
Jacked Gawker comment: Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, and he is faaaaabulous!!!